It’s almost 2:30am…
…and I am wide awake jamming/dancing to this really loud Spanish music the neighbors have been playing all day!! I wish they’d play that piñata song again!
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Person: Disney is stupid
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Person: Disney is only for kids
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Person: Disney is gay
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Me:
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Person:
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Me:
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Police: So can you tell me what happened?
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Me: He ran into my knife.
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Me: He ran into my knife ten times.





